Our 50th episode extravaganza kicks off with a NYCC recap, a late-night figure purchase that’s more complicated than it needs to be, explaining sales figures to The Rob, and how to do a comic purge w/o giving away the next big book. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Final arrangements for NYCC are made, and we debate what TMNT figures fall into Todd’s rules. We are a house divided on Andor, to a surprising degree. And the rumors are true!! Todd has been repackaged, and the porch will never be the same again! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

We’re scoopin’ and boopin’ Retrocon talk before the other shows on the network, figuring out the House of the Dragons time jump, giving Todd NYCC fetch quests, and Adam teaches Todd how/when to extract revenge on an unreliable eBay seller. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

We recap our respective gaming console histories as Todd debates how many copies of this year’s Madden he needs to buy. We give ol’ Double R his much-deserved flowers, and is it time for Todd to do an original art purge?! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Adam’s slippery slope of CGC buying has a new target, has Todd finally narrowed down his search for a new TV, why newsstand versions of comics are NOT valuable, and is it acceptable to buy an Omnibus and not open it? Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Adam wants to discuss Sandman, but Todd didnt do his homework. We both make live purchases, will Adam’s job hunt involve free bobbleheads, are Eaglemoss chess pieces considered figures, and should Adam pull the trigger on an expensive comic? Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Adam exposes all the juicy details from the road to AIW, Todd’s Rage concert plans are in motion, SDCC fig fails, the Ric Flair Major Bendies opportunity, and will @FigDaddyCool save the day at New York Comic-Con? Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket...

It’s a big week of purchases thanks to SDCC, and Todd is no longer a stranger to buying from a certain Facebook group. We debate if Westworld is back to being great, and Adam pushes for Todd to watch Resident Evil. Plus, who is #FigDaddyCool? Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Adam recaps the longest Doll Safari ever, we’re still angry about the ending of Game of Thrones, which SDCC exclusives we are interested in, we plan on how to spend Todd’s lottery winnings, and Todd almost buys a fig directly from Broski! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Todd and Adam discuss some preorder opportunities and how to avoid being left holding the bag, what we are looking for at our upcoming con adventure, and is it the end of Doll Safaris as we know them? Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Old Man Todd doesn’t understand emojis, how the “Blurred Lines” video still holds up, reasons Adam will never watch the Joker movie and how Bond Girl Ana de Armas broke him, and why the Porch smells like a farm. Plus we make plans to attend a con! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Adam explains Whatnot to Todd, and how it’s the absolute worst. Is R2-D2 the most kayfabing son of a bitch in the Star Wars universe? Does Charlize Theron age? And we set the rules of our upcoming MCU fantasy draft (IYKYK). Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave...

Adam and Brett are back at it again! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a comment. http://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/WeeklyPorchases2A.mp3Podcast (after-dark): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSShttp://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/WeeklyPorchases2A.mp3Podcast (wrestling): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Todd’s silky smooth thumbs help Adam make a comic book purchase, we discuss how to best kick down a door, our local comic book shop lineages, Emmy consideration for outstanding cape work, and more praise for Strange New Worlds. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

We’ve returned to the original Porch as we compare notes on our @the_LVAC trip, and how Todd helped make some fans for life. We dream book the Doctor Who 60th anniversary special(s?), poured praise on “Strange New Worlds,” and more. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Back to our original format! Todd workshops how he’d end a famous zombie tv show, the imminent Azrael ongoing book, the Nyla Rose Opportunity, who got screwed by post office more, and do NECA Casey Jones figures satisfy the “toy purchase rules?” Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

There is no Weekly Purchases segment on Longbox heroes (yet) and Adam is nearly at triple digits for his purchases, so this show happened. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a comment. http://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/WeeklyPorchases.mp3Podcast (after-dark): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSShttp://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/WeeklyPorchases.mp3Podcast (wrestling): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Todd learns how welcoming the Toy Boy community can be! Adam learns how expensive that super rare comic cover can be! We don’t learn what the secret YouTube channel Todd watches is! What Star Trek show is better this season, Picard or Discovery? The perils of the fandom of someone with the initials “RR”. Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a comment. http://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/PorchTalkAfterDark14.mp3Podcast (after-dark): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSShttp://media.blubrry.com/longbox_heroes/longboxheroes.com/_wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/PorchTalkAfterDark14.mp3Podcast (wrestling): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Todd has some very controversial redesigns for sports protective equipment, Adam explains the history of the Micro Brawlers (opportunity), Todd details his plot to destroy his Reed Richards, and much more! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...

Todd and Adam reunite to tell the tale of Adam running the risk of getting arrested to get a MOC figure, Todd scrambles to get caught up on shows before they get spoiled, and a huge spoiler-filled watch-along of the latest MCU movie! Wanna support the show? Use our Amazon Affiliate link! If you want to help the show, be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, Pocket Casts, Spotify Player FM, TuneIn, Overcast, Beyond Pod, Castbox or Amazon Music and leave a...